Here Be Pyrates

Elegant and excellent was that Pyrate’s answer to the great Macedonian Alexander, who had taken him; the King asking him how he durst molest the seas so, he replied with a free spirit: “How darest thou molest the whole earth? But because I do it only with a little ship, I am called Brigand: thou doing it with a great navy art called Emperor.” (St. Augustine, City of God, Book IV)

Capt. John Swallow

Capt. John Swallow
QM Seika Hellbound

QM Seika Hellbound

Capt. John Swallow, QM Seika Hellbound; Professional Pyrates…

We reside at the “head of the lake” in the Port of Hamilton (Ontario), travel extensively throughout Southern Ontario and consider New Orleans (Louisiana) our second home. Like any Pyrates, we love to travel and meet new folks in new places!

As “professional” Pyrates we can be “encouraged” (for the right price) to attend yer event, TV show, corporate event, promotion…or whatever suits us!**

We can even provide ye with unique personalities or voice-overs for yer ads!

As Pyrates, we can provide both education and entertainment:

  • Pyrate facts & fictions – The Great Lakes, The Open Sea, The Caribbean, Films…
  • Songs Of The Sea – Chanteys, Work Songs & Modern Styles (we may, on occasion, be able to provide a complete Pyrate Band for an additional charge)
  • Pyrate themed games of skill for all ages (Swab The Deck, Balance The Tankard, Catch The Monkey…)
  • Pyrate Photo Portraits (shot & printed on the spot)

To hire us for yer event, or more information – hail the Captain. We welcome working with schools, libraries, community groups & museums!

** Please note: we are Pyrates – and do charge for most appearances. Rates for full day or longer are negotiable. Travel & expenses may also apply. We do not do children’s birthday parties – though we are happy to support children’s charities, events & schools/libraries. Pyrate Band at additional cost/expenses based on availability.

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